California Home Mortgage Rates - What's New Archive (December, 2004)

What's New > December, 2004 What's New Archive

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

We've updated our site with even more information and outrageous lies about the California mortgage loan industry. That's right, you can find out that your mortgage broker is an alien! You can discover that your California mortgage lender has been hiding Nazi gold in the basement of their Stockton office! Seriously! We are proud to make up blatant lies and incredible mistruths about the California home mortgage business and we don't care if you believe them or not because the things that are true about the California mortgage lenders that are out there are too frightening for words.

We've heard stories of a home mortgage vampire who sucks souls and blood out unless you sign your mortgage paperwork. We've heard that there's a California mortgage loans office that's on top of an indian graveyard and at night, the dessicated corpse of the chief rises up, raising mortgage rates without a care in its zombie brain.

Seriously.